Great Laughs!

Disclaimer: Blonde is a state of mind that some people get sometimes.

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that...*

*she called me to get my phone number.
*she came to my house to find out where I lived.
*she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
*she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
*she tripped over a cordless phone.
*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
*she studied for a blood test.
*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
*she thought Ford meant "flip off rude drivers."
*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.
*when she saw "Bill Changer" she thought it was a place for her husband to get new clothes.
*she went to Wal Mart to buy a new house.
*she tried to buy gum with play money.
*she went to the (auto) body shop to get plastic surgery.
*she went to the tanning bed with sunblock on.
*she ran off the road when she saw a Dodge truck behind her.